“This would be a man that loves going to work and does not dread it the night before. Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to the girl “Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph.” I could see that the book was filled with children’s scribbles as the guard asked the same question of many little Princesses. The little girl could not get over the fact that the guard thought she was a real princess.”CRYING THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER.
Bless this man.
Fez dispensers are cool.
Slightly obscure reference that requires you to know the film or book, or to recognise the well known phrase
And some day his tattoo will be worth 50 nerd points in a scavenger hunt.
Abandoned buildings are great locations.
Examine all the angles
To find the hypotenuse of the angels.
Count them as they dance upon my head.
And I’m mainly erratic
I often wonder, am I better off dead?
You have a keyblade tattoo. You are a goddess.
Hot topless girls looking bored. It’s a thing.
Realization of the day: The Magic School Bus is really just “the extended adventures of river song”.
AND ALL THIS TIME WE THOUGHT SHE WAS AN INSANE TEACHER WITH A PASSION FOR SCIENCE AND AN INTELLIGENT VEHICLE SHE WASN’T FULL TIME LADY SHE WAS HALF TIME LADY
I JUST FUCKING SCREAMED IN PHYSICS CLASS AND NOW EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT
I feel this is true on a very primal level.
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