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getmeofff-deactivated20121108 asked: talk dirty to me? (;
If I may, address this letter in this way, to you as dear though I know you not at all, and as a lady for thus I must assume, given your comments on your tumblr blog towards the moving images of coitus in flagrante delicto. Then I would, if time allows and if space lends speak to you in the way you seem to wish. For thou art truly a harlot after mine own heart. Each beat of the muscle within your breast pumps a yearning fluid throughout your frame and thus enflames your petite loins with longing for thick and long organic delights such as that which cannot be purchased at any butcher or purveyor of meat, but which all gentlemen stock about their person, if they be men of valor. And if I was such a man to do such things, I would certainly bring pleasure to you through the cunning use of my oratory tool, that linguistic member of my particular articulation that allows me to make the most singular of noises in concert with my voice and other such vibrations. To say it plain, my tongue would pierce you quite in twain and I with vigor in my shaft would follow up upon your heft, although to say it true I do not know if we would match, having little to go on besides your wish that I speak foul to your ear. I hope this letter of filthy intent fulfills your desire to some extent. I could perhaps give details more, about the things that would be in store, if you and I should ever meet to engage in holy palmers kiss upon the street, and to take you roughly be that hand to a forsaken land, an alley really where two buildings meet and fulfill your needs like a bitch in heat. But descriptions of that act might be, too graphic perhaps for this short respite. So if you wish that I might write more, leave another ask upon my door.